Lacey Haynes

Hi, I'm Lacey. 

If you like your nipples free, your birth radicalised, your motherhood elevated, your sexuality empowered, your pussy bowed down to, your sacral chakra healed, then you've come to the right place.  -L x

 

Sister Wife PLZ

Sister Wife PLZ

I woke up with snot on my right boob and a giant baby who’s masquerading as a grown-ass kid sprawled sweaty across my face. She’s getting 4 big side teeth (the ones that are nearly molars) and hasn’t quite figured out how not to implicate her new gnashers in the breastfeeding process (my nipple is truly loving it and yes nipple singular because Lefty has pretty much gone full Sahara leaving Righty to double down). I have less than 72 hours to get this baby-child feeling fly so that Mama Bird can spread her pussyrific wings 🦄🤸🏼‍♂️🛸 and fly the nest for the first time solo (for 2 whole days!) to teach Pussy Gazing at Agape Zoe festival in Berlin. As always, please send cake. I’m also accepting applications for a Sister Wife. 💍

ONE YEAR

ONE YEAR

I am Calm & Clear

I am Calm & Clear

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