TITS! NIPS! I spent my life hiding my nips, afraid their existence was an invitation for unwanted advances (see: lascivious zombies who say TITS instead of BRAINS). I wore padded bras, I covered up in the cold, I kept them nips under wraps! But I can’t deny my tits any longer. And I can’t deny my nips. And I can’t wear a bra. And I can’t keep walking lopsided to counter the fact that I have one massive breastfeeding tit and one that’s gone the way of a California raisin. I’ll say FREE THE NIPPLE but I won’t use the hashtag because of the people who don’t get it and use it as a way of sourcing free nip pics. Today, and everyday, I’ve got nipples! Chances are you do too! I’ve stopped pretending I don’t and holy heck, it feels good to let the girls be free.